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An ode to Peter Griffin…
1. Impatience. Why the hell are we in such a hurry all the time? Everyone’s rushing to get somewhere in their car. We don’t want to waste any time on the phone. We all e-mail instead writing a letter about an important matter. The cashier at the supermarket says hello to the person behind you in line before you even put your cash in your wallet. Cars don’t move the nanosecond the traffic light turns green. A Web page can’t load fast enough. We don’t have time to read the newspaper. For crying out loud – slow down!
2. Being “connected”. In my life I have: the telephone, cellular phone (work), cellular phone (personal), e-mail, e-mail via cellular phone, text messaging, instant messaging, instant messaging via cellular phone, smoke signal and morse code. No wonder people don’t bother ‘disconnecting’, it’s too much work to unplug all that crap!
3. Bluetooth abuse. If you’re on the phone, the wireless cellular headset is a fantastic piece of technology. You can talk freely while driving or moving around without getting the cord caught on the gear shift or your chair arm. However, when people aren’t on the phone – take it off! I know it looks cool (especially if it blinks a blue light) and you can impress women with it, but seriously, is it really necessary?
I used to work at a hotel and I’d check in multiple guests with those things plastered to their ear. I thought it was incredibly rude for them to be on the phone while I was helping them get situated for their stay. Just a little personal courtesy is all I ask!
4. The New England Patriots. Did you see Sunday’s game? Enough said.